You do inevitably get feedback at times from the strangest of sources. I began , what I thought, was a nice straight fence made for under a $100 from treated pine sleepers and palings. I orientated the palings horizontally and spaced them out nicely. I concreted the sleepers in, using them as posts. The concept worked well. It’s not a fence for fencing anything in, rather it’s a way to ‘tart up’ the driveway, making the entrance to the driveway a bit more impressive. I plan to plant a series of natives along the fence when the small plants I bought recently have grown on a bit. So, I went out one morning to recommence constructing the fence when I noticed that the wombat who lives behind our garage in a hole dug into a bank, had left me an early morning  present. Was it a sign of approval? You be the judge. On top of my small but useful measuring stick and a sleeper on the ground he’d  left a sloppy green poo. Was this a subtle message about the quality of my work? Or rather was he marking out his territory, warning me he planned to burrow under the fence and undermine it in the future? Or was it that he really wanted  to know who was boss here and that any future constructions needed to be run past him first?

Contemplating his hidden messages I went up to the front of our property, where I have flowers, usually for sale and so have a few ‘flowers for sale’ signs there too. Mr wombat had been there before me and planted another nice sloppy poo on the flowers’ sign. I was beginning to feel victimized. Are all our endeavours ‘shit’ in his eyes? To increase his point, on each occasion he’d dug a few scratches in the dirt too. Just a warning, I thought that we weren’t to get out of hand. Perhaps Mr wombat reminds us all that as humans, we are just caretakers of this environment, not owners. That we should consider our constructions as part of a shared environment, not our own domain exclusively. I think that his not too subtle message has a meaning for us all.

Ever wondered what people would think of a video you made as you  travelled home? I guess I have a better than average daily drive through rolling hills and frost-covered roadside, past black-faced sheep, under huge ancient Eucalypts and along grassy roadside verges. When its foggy, the fog hangs over the dam like cappucino froth and seeps its way into all the hidden curves of the valley. If its sunset and you are headed away from home, the whole sky is pink and the trees are a heavy deep green.

Tonight a grey kangaroo came bounding out of the fog and high beams of oncoming cars and miraculously failed to collide with me. Someone was looking after me because they can do a lot of damage to a car and its inhabitants. I think it just bounded between the cars making it smarter than your average roo who usually bounds straight across the road. Unfortunately, as our drive is also in the country you see a lot of wildlife killed by the side of the road. Wombats, big heavy beasts waddle into the traffic at night. Their eyesight it not good and they don’t get out of the way fast enough. I want ‘Wombat’ road signs on this road because so many have been killed. I’ll have to make a submission to Council again.

If I could make this film you’d see that my words are not even close to containing the beauty of this area and this stunning drive. One day you might drive along it and see for yourselves.

Notes from ‘Rivendale’ #3

Posted: June 10, 2015 in Uncategorized

The farm cohort has considerably increased from last year. Today we have over 24 hens, 14 ducks, two turkeys and about 10 roosters. As the countdown to the shortest day approaches, so we have started to get a few eggs. One hen lay an egg with a paper thin shell yesterday, usually a sign of a new pullet who has started to lay. Another one was tiny, also a sign of a new pullet laying. As it has cost me around $37 a fortnight to feed these animals, getting 2 dozen eggs a day (hopefully) might make it worth it. I have also made money by selling a few ducks, mostly females and a few males as I just can’t bear to kill them myself even if eating succulent duck meat is sacrificed. They look up at me with their cute little faces and I just can’t bring myself to do it. It’s a bit easier killing roosters who annoy us with their constant crowing but still, its an unpleasant job and not one I feel good about having to do.

The two new chook houses built last year have withstood high winds and rain and I am proud to say, they have not fallen down or suffered in any way. The hens and turkeys seem happy to live in them and I am very happy when they actually lay in the nesting boxes instead of on the dirty ground. The male turkey, who loves to display his huge fan of a tail and sporting a bright blue face has yet to mate with the female so we have had no eggs, certainly no fertile ones yet from that pair. I hope they are worth their feed. They certainly add some charm to the flock with their eccentric faces and huge bodies. The male, is all  white and we call him Mr T. He has a small patch of black moustache-like feathers in his chest and a dropping red wattle like a tiny trunk hangs down beside his face when he’s displaying. The female is grey and white and we call her ‘Speckles’. They dominate the other poultry and make sure they eat first when it comes to getting a good feed of grain.

My favourites amongst the chickens are the frizzles. We started with a white frizzle rooster and now we have a pure black rooster and a pure white hen. Next cutest are the silkies and we have buff females, a gorgeous golden/ russet rooster  and two pure white roosters all bred on the farm using my incubator and a friend’s eggs. The incubator and brooder have proved their worth and when the eggs are flowing again, I’ll start incubating some more eggs to build numbers and hopefully to sell. The ducks don’t need any help. We have had two clutches of 8 and 14 eggs which all hatched. The bright yellow ducklings are amazingly beautiful and very cute when they all follow their mother in a line. In fact, an amusing sight on the farm is all the, now grown up, ducks following me in a line to be fed at night. They waddle in their beautiful white feathers and plod along slowly. A few, especially the ducks, show off by flying back to the house and trying to get in first for a feed. My poultry give me a lot of pleasure and hopefully will start to produce decent lots of eggs to sell on a Saturday out the front of the farm.

We were coming home late one night last week and turned into our driveway and who should be bumbling along but our own wombat! He’s a big old fellow, thankfully mange free and a tough dirt miner. He’s responsible for a sizeable heap of dirt behind our garage where he’s burrowed into the dirt mound thrown up when the garage was built. When it rains heavily here, the whole burrow fills up with water and then the overflow floods our garage floor. This is a problem as we want to line the garage and use it as accommodation. Someone is going to have to shift this excess dirt thrown up by you-know-who!
Mr Wombat has another four residences on our property. One under a tagaste tree, one near the creek on a bank, one under an old goose house and the piece de resistence is an underground metropolis near our western boundary that’s at least 6 metres down to the entrance with a huge entry of excavated pathways. Sufficient to say, Mr Wombat, had designs on our own house a few years ago when he discovered the door to the underfloor area dislodged and proceeded to start tunnelling under the house. Alarmed, I rang the local ranger who suggested I spread ‘blood and bone’ fertilizer near the entrance to deter him as wombats don’t like the smell. He seemed not to worry so eventually I put down flour and could see if he’d gone in or out. When he was out, I shut the door again firmly and threw some corrugated metal down so he wouldn’t try tunnelling under it.
Despite the flooded garage and the threat to the foundations of our house, we were so proud to see our own wombat. Determined, resourceful, stubborn and expert, he’s a native animal that calls our property his home, so how can we not be happy to live beside him?

Hi all!
Writing is important to me but sometimes life makes you stop and take stock for a while.
The Viking novel will continue when I get back into that groove but at the moment it’s on hold. So I thought I’d write about my small farm, some of the stories that we tell and retell at the dinner table which are usually funny and sad at the same time.
I was offered and took care of two very aged farm animals who had been brought up together, a sheep and a goat whose owner had gone into a local Aged Care facility (Old People’s Home). We had been watching a funny TV series at the time called ‘Summer Heights High’ starring Chris Lilley and his character name was Mr G. Mr G had a dog called Celine whom he taught to do tricks, so we called the old sheep Mr G and the female goat, Celine.
Mr G was indeed very ancient. His legs were like sticks and he was extremely skinny, as old people get too. He had only one tooth left in his mouth but still managed to eat the abundant grass we have here. The kids fed him bread and patted him but he usually just stood around looking old and feeble. Celine was an angora goat whose light and fluffy goat is not really suited to this climate and its extreme weather and storms in Winter. However, I agreed to take them as they had been kept in a back yard and I thought our 4 acres would be like a retirement home for them.
One day Mr G disappeared. I was perplexed because he hardly had the strength to wander far and the kids and I searched thoroughly but he couldn’t be found. About a day and a half later, I was sitting eating breakfast pondering where Mr G might have gone when I had a sudden revelation. Maybe he had fallen down somewhere, but where? I raced out to the paddock, there was only one place he might have fallen into. The wombat hole. Those of you unfamiliar with wombats, they are a short fat furry native animal whose nocturnal wanderings include digging deep holes in our red dirt in sleep in during the day.
Sure enough, there he was, Mr G was head first down the wombat hole with only his hind legs sticking out! Andrew, my son, helped me pull him out. Amazingly, he was still alive. I got water and forced some into him and we pulled him onto his legs. He was wobbly and unsteady but had miraculously survived his ordeal despite his age. After twenty minutes or so he was able to walk. He joined Celine in the chook paddock well away from wombat holes.

The poor old fellow lasted a few more months until he had to get shorn. We put a coat on him but he was so thin, like a white stick insect, but he didn’t last the night. He was happy at least for the six months he lived with us. Celine lived on a month or so longer.

Mark Maker #20

Posted: August 4, 2013 in Uncategorized
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After a time we too climb the hill, pass through a forested path and come upon a hut set in a clearing on the other side of the hill. It has a view of the ocean. I can hear the waves crashing and I shudder. I will slit my own throat rather than go onto that merciless element again. The sun is high in the sky as we approach a turf roofed hut and outbuildings. Ring Man makes me stay and he calls out to the house in his strange tongue. Another man appears at the doorway, a dark-haired younger version of Ring Man. His eyes openly glare at me and run up and down my body as if to say, “This is her!” We walk up to him. Ring man points at him and says: “Valdr” He turns to me and holding his hand on his chest says: “Asmundr.” I catch his blue eyes and deliberately look away as I don’t understand. He repeats the introductions. I repeat the names and he nods, seeming pleased. Then he points at me. I give him the word that means I can walk on the earth’s sods again, “Isla.” He looks at me and smiles again and says, “Isla.” I nod now too and smile at the deception. It is better he does not know who I am. It is better no one here knows. Then I might be safe.
I am prepared for his sexual attention as soon as I enter the hut and see furs heaped on the bed platform. I have learnt these months not to struggle. Fryth fared worse than me because they liked her dark hair better. He goes instead to the fire pit and lifts a rabbit roasting there on a stick and pulls off a hindquarter and hands it to me. The juices drip down my chin as the sweet hot meat fills my mouth. I sit on the bed platform. Valdr is creeping around like a ghost and Asmundr is throwing chests and pails, milk pots and boxes from the floor into a corner. I cannot believe they have not attacked me already. I begin to cry, great sobbing, heaving cries of relief and frustration and loneliness.
(c) 2013 Amundr

‘Finally, finally a moment alone again. I’m sorry, I know it’s been months. She outdoes herself doesn’t she? That was Isla, in the boat. Isla arrived on the island and Asmundr, the man she chooses, Asmundr of the broken jaw and incredulous lack of imagination. Unbelieveable both of them. So ordinary. So cute. Do you really think a slave woman and the strong, silent blacksmith would hit it off so well in such a short time? Come on! They’d be way more suspicious of each other. They couldn’t even communicate with each other! Except, ok, yeah, yeah in the intimate fluid exchange way. Pathetic. In their private little world all cosy and snug in their turf-roofed hut- how sweet! Soon to be all pulled apart in a Viking holocaust. It’s a pity they didn’t snuff out Asmundr and then we wouldn’t have to listen to his drivel. Did you pick up the invisible throat-ripping monster who wiped out most of the villagers? How convenient. Now she doesn’t have to describe him or her. You darlings get to use your imaginations again because she is so bereft of ability. Hahahahahaha. That little weevil, Ragi, the completely gutless wonder who ran to save his bloody sheep of all things, the one Asmundr doesn’t trust , well, let me tell you HE DIDN’T LIE to cover up his yellow-livered cowardice. No. The monster is actually…’ (c) 2013.

Aside  —  Posted: July 4, 2013 in Viking novel
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